WHY WOULD YOU PLACE A BLUR THERE YOU HORRIBLE PEOPLE?

- me: why are there so many cows
- me: goddamn why do you need that many cows
- me: oh and you have sheep too
- me: you so fancy
- me: with your sheep
- me: and your cows
- me: excuse me cow
- me: could you tell me where the nearest airport is
- me: okay cow
- me: don't answer
- me: that's fine too
- me: hey sheep
- me: could you give me some directions to the nearest airport
- me: someone
- me: please
- me: anyone
Hello cows, can you fly? or direct me to the nearest airport?

This is worse then wandering around Denmark.
- Someone tomorrow:
- How was your weekend?
- Me: ....
- I am lost in India trying to find the airport







